By Tim Colin
A few years ago when the public was shocked to find out that our most brilliant minds at NASA wear plastic underwear on spaceflights and to kidnap romantic rivals. Although the American people were surprised by the usage of plastic underwear, such surprise gave way to acceptance, especially among he younger generations. Many started to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes just to prove to everyone that their underwear was truly made out of leak proof plastic and not that cottony stuff that just gets wet, sticks to your body and after a while gets really cold. Plastic underwear, on the other hand, holds the heat in and up close to your body. It’s like walking around with your own personal waterbed.
Of course if it’s number two and not number one then, you might not want to walk around with it unchanged for too long. For example, people that wear smelly underwear often have trouble getting dates. My cousin Smelly is 27 years old and she has never even been kissed let alone gone out on a date. Furthermore, when she leaves the room no one misses her.
Overall, plastic underwear, when used correctly, can help shield people from embarrassment during those busy times when looking for a place to relieve oneself is just not an option. The time for plastic underwear is here to stay so, get used to it. I am intending on finding and investing in a company that will specialize in making adult disposable plastic underwear especially for that sudden scare people will have when the world ends in 2012. When the big what ever it is happens in 2012, a lot of people are going to need a change of underwear so, why not get the marketing for this big event going now. Get people prepared. Buying plastic underwear should be as much of a 2012 preparation as buying gold or stocking up on cases of caned beans and weenies. Jus t make sure you check the expiration dates on those cans of beans and weenies or you might run out of your supplies of 2012 plastic underwear prematurely.
