BUSINESS NEWS
By Tim Colin
A few years ago when the public was shocked to find out that our most brilliant minds at NASA wear plastic underwear on spaceflights and to kidnap romantic rivals. Although the American people were surprised by the usage of plastic underwear such surprise gave way to acceptance especially among he younger generations. Many started to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes just to prove to everyone that their underwear was truly made out of leak proof plastic and not that cottony stuff that just gets wet, sticks to your body and after a while gets really cold. Plastic underwear, on the other hand, holds the heat in and up close to your body. It’s like walking around with your own personal waterbed.
Of course if it’s number two and not number one then, you might not want to walk around with it unchanged for too long. For example, people that wear smelly underwear often have trouble getting dates. My cousin Smelly is 27 years old and she has never even been kissed let alone gone out on a date. Furthermore, when she leaves the room no one misses her.
If of course you find no place to dump your underwear holdings then you might try a brand new product known as "Dump Deoderant". Dump deoderant is gurananteed to cover up the smell of the worst dumpings your plastic underwear is holding.
Now what is really wonderful about "Dump Deoderant" is that it comes in three wonderful scents: hospital, funeral home and, basic bleech. Clearly there is a scent for everyone in your family to use. That way on those long car trips not only will baby feel and smell fresh as laundry soap but the other members of your family can have their own unique smell to cover up their dumpings (provided there are no more than three people in the family besides the baby).
